STOP PRETENDING YOU'RE A GENIUS.
It's Time to Embrace Your Destiny. Welcome to ShitHead.
In the world of crypto, everyone's a genius. Technical analysts, on-chain wizards, Web3 visionaries. But we all know the truth. Deep down, inside our skulls... is just a pile of shit ideas. $SHEAD is the first coin that celebrates this raw honesty. This isn't a coin for geniuses. This is a coin for us. The ShitHeads.
OUR SHIT-LOSOPHY
Tired of 'revolutionary' projects that end up being a rugpull? Sick of hundred-page roadmaps that go nowhere? So are we. ShitHead ($SHEAD) was born from brutal honesty: most of our investment decisions are based on gut feelings, FOMO, and pure dumb luck. We don't offer 'future utility' or 'disruptive blockchain solutions.' We offer one thing: a community where you can be yourself—a degen who is proud of their stupid decisions.
Radical Honesty
We know this is a bad idea. You know this is a bad idea. That's the whole point.
Community Power
A single ShitHead might be weak, but thousands of ShitHeads united can move markets.
Pure Meme, Zero Bullshit
Our value comes only from how loud, crazy, and big our community gets. No empty promises here.
SHITONOMICS: AS SIMPLE AS TAKING A DUMP
Total Supply
1,000,000,000 $SHEAD
A nice, round number for our smooth brains.
Transaction Tax
0% Buy / 0% Sell
Being a ShitHead should be free. Get in and out as you please.
Liquidity (LP)
100% Burned
The keys are thrown into the deepest septic tank. This coin is fully community-owned.
Contract Ownership
Renounced
No one can change the rules. Not even its creator.
A truly liquid investment... literally.
THE SHITMAP: OUR MASTER PLAN
The Flush
- Launch on Raydium/Uniswap.
- Build the Telegram & Twitter communities until they're full of ShitHeads.
- Get trending on DEXTools & Birdeye.
- Make the world aware of our existence.
The Clog
- CoinGecko & CoinMarketCap Listings.
- Viral meme campaign: 'Tag a friend who's a ShitHead.'
- Reach 10,000+ Holders (True ShitHeads).
- Partner with the most degenerate crypto influencers.
The Overflow
- Listings on mid-tier centralized exchanges (CEX).
- Official merchandise: 'ShitHead' hats and the X-ray T-shirt.
- Charity donation for clean water sanitation (the irony is delicious).
- Make the hashtag #WeAreAllShitHeads trend worldwide.
The Septic Tank of Immortality
- Reach a completely absurd market cap.
- Buy a small private island and officially name it 'ShitHead Isle.'
- We all retire as rich ShitHeads, laughing at the 'smart investors.'
HOW TO BECOME A SHITHEAD
GET A WALLET
Download Phantom, Solflare, or another Solana-based wallet. Fund it with some SOL.
GO TO A DEX
Open Raydium or Jupiter. Connect your wallet.
FIND US
Copy the official $SHEAD contract address below and paste it into the destination token field.
SWAP & BECOME A SHITHEAD
Swap your SOL for $SHEAD. Confirm the transaction and congratulations! You are now officially a ShitHead.
Contract Address:
FLCvevcc2VoNPrZZbNeZNeFDNDxUBqYh47BK3im1frayCongratulations on making the worst (or best?) financial decision of your life.
A PILE OF SHIT IS STRONGER TOGETHER
Don't be a lonely ShitHead. Join thousands of others in our channels.